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Below are some of the responses we have recieved for the worst/funniest dinner experiences some of you have had... Some are so funny, while other I feel sorry for! Enjoy...
My brother and myself were invited to a cookout at our boss' house. He runs a lawn care service and has 7 employees. On the day before the cookout he went out with some of his buddies. During the nite out with his buddies he got wasted and ended up at a strip club. The dumbass was using his camera phone to take pictures of their naked bodies. Now during the cookout he and his wife were cooking the burgers,ribs,chicken and hotdogs. While cooking they and of course the rest of us were drinking. They had supplied plenty of alcohol beverages. Not for sure how his wife got his phone but she found the pictures from the nite before and she went crazy. Now for a lady in her 30's she had a nice body. While they were arguing, she asked her husband what was wrong with hers and raised her shirt up so we could see her nice breasts. After about 15 minutes of arguing they went inside and came back outside 45 minutes later. After a few minutes we all made excuses and got out of there.
I went to dinner with my parents when I was 14 at a very nice restaurant in Guymon, Oklahoma. The lighting was very dim and during the meal, I kept noticing this girl on the other side of the room. Every time I would look over there she was looking back at me. I tried not to look but she was drawing my attention. Finally I noticed the girl had the same outfit that I had on. I told my mom to look at that girl across the room because she was wearing the same clothes I had on and that she kept looking at me. My mom and dad about fell off of their chairs laughing because I had been looking into a mirrored wall. What an idiot! We still get a good laugh to this day.
I went to a high end local restaurant that advertised fresh fish as the speciality. I ordered Salmon, which was $24. The salmon came and I started to eat it. I noticed the salmon was about room temperature and as I got further to the middle, it got colder and colder until I noticed the center was still frozen. I called the waiter over and asked if this fish was fresh or frozen? He said all their fish is fresh, never frozen. I asked him if I could borrow his finger. I placed his finger on the middle of the frozen fish. I asked him what he feels? He said it was very cold. I asked him, how that could be? He then became defensive and started to accuse me of doing something. I explained that I did not come to this restaurant with my own freezer. But, to settle any argument, lets go back to his kitchen right now and look in the freezer. He went to get a manager. I explained the situation to the manager and he started crying explaining that he is not a restaurant manager, that he got layed off from Sprint and knew nothing about restauranting. He sat down at our table and started bawling loudly. We didn't know quite what to do. After a few minutes he said that he would bring me another Salmon. When it arrived, it was frozen in the center just like the first one. We got up and left. The manager was at the door and said: Come back again soon!
The funniest dinner experience I have ever had was a classic meal from the Quik Trip. My co-worker and I finished our cheap hot-dogs and were standing at the counter with our drinks. My buddy bails to the bathroom, trustingly leaving me with his 44 oz. drink. Not to miss the opportunity to pull a prank, I cut his straw off and returned the short position back into the cup. We went back to work and he later called me to meet up and show me the results of my prank. He reported that he was driving down the road and tried to take a drink, realized he had been fooled, started laughing and missed the cup holder when he went to set his drink down. The cup hit the floor and spilled all 44 oz on the floor. I felt so bad over the mess, I went and got him another 44 oz to replace what he spilled. I delivered it to his vehicle that had not yet been cleaned up. We then had to respond somewhere real fast, needless to say, he drove real fast. In the process of drifting around a corner, the full cup flipped out of the cup holder and spilled ontop of the previous mess. The floor boards could not hold the 88 oz and followed a trail of soda all the way to his vehicle.
I went to dinner with my ex-wife's family at a Japanese Steak house. I had a slight cold and couldn't breathe well, but no big deal. I should mention at this point I am allergic to shellfish, this is important. So I am watching the chef cook all the good food and he gets to the Shrimp, I usually just give them to the ex and no problem, but tonight the shrimp is smoking up the joint and I am breathing in the shrimp smoke and with my cold the smoke seems to be clogging up in my lungs. Soon I cannot breathe, my eyes are watering and my breathing becomes very labored. This is before I even eat. So I have to head out to get some fresh air and the next thing I know i am waking up in my car with everyone concerned if I will live. Great night.
I would have to say the worst and funniest experience I've ever had was while I was attending college and working on a political campaign in Des Moines, Iowa. I took out one of the campaign staff sent here from DC to assist... Everything was to be a surprise, so I thought I'd book reservations at a nice steak house - she was a vegitarian (mistake #1)... The desert was an exquistie cheese cake for dessert, but it evidently came in contact with some peanuts - she was allergic to peanuts (mistale #2). After she took some allergy medicine - it was a mild reaction... We went to a movie afterwards, Independence Day, she disliked Will Smith (Strike #3 and I'm out) and I basically gave up. I thought I things went terribly, but as I was dropping her off, she came in for the good night kiss... that's when she lost a contact in my car. It took us 30 minutes to find it at which time she promptly headed into her apartment before anything else went wrong. Sometimes I wonder if she was an alien, how can one date go so bad?
Our funniest dinner experience would be when my family came over for Sunday dinner. My ex had cooked a brisket. After everyone was seated our little girl who was 8 months was crying 'cause she didn't like being in her chair. So I picked her up and was holding her. As I was getting ready to sit down at the table with her, without any warning she threw up. That stuff landed on the brisket. After that no one wanted the brisket so we ended up ordering pizza. Part of the brisket that was not hit by the stuff was placed in the fridge for me to eat later. The other part went to the dog. But the one thing my ex probably doesn't know I gave him the other part as well.
